The Legend Of The Stiiizy

The Legend Of The Stiiizy begins with a young lad by the name of Jamuel, or Jams. Young Jamuel ventured into the local black market one day and as if by pure miracle, god bestowed upon him with the opportunity to purchase a Stiiizy. As an ambitious boy, he jumped at the opportunity. The Stiiizy, the beautiful, the glorious vape. Jamuel, ecstatic at his new purchase, raced home feeling giddy as he announced to the streets, "Today is such a wonderful day for I purchase a Stiiizy! Rejoice people of the neighborhood!" As he slowed down to a walk, he reached his humble abode. Out of pure excitement, he ate some refrigerated bread and the even some non-refrigerated bread. Jamuel then made his way to his best friends of all, the Wadukekkers to inform them of the news. "Good day my friends! I have the most delightful news!" He shouted in an ecstatic manner. "What is it my greatest of friend?" TezHh asked. "I have made a purchase! I bought a Stiiizy!" Jamuel cheerfully exclaimed. "You fucking druggie," Apple ironically said. Jamuel proceeded to burst into tears, "What the fuck Apple? Pizza bomb is arriving in 20 minutes," TezHh said. "Well fellows! I'm going off to bed now!" Jamuel said. "Pussy," Flood said, releasing his unbridled hatred for humans for a moment. A few days passed, and the Stiiizy hadn't yet arrived. Jamuel began getting more and more worried as he anticipated the arrival of the Stiiizy. Jamuel turned on the news and saw that a UPS truck had flipped 26 times, caught fire, blown up, gotten struck by lightning, and lastly stepped on and eaten by Marshy. Jamuel watched this live, and in the wreckage, he saw none other than his Stiiizy. Jamuel was devastated, he cried for 5 days nonstop. He broke the news to his best mates in Wadukek. "My friends..." Jamuel said in tears, "My Stiiizy....It is gone." Each Wadukekker simultaneously shed a tear, some more than others like the stupid fucking baby man cry baby bitch boy Flood. A funeral was held for Jamuel's Stiiizy that all Wadukekkers attended. At this funeral, a UPS truck was burnt in the Stiiizy's honor.

And so was told The Legend Of The Stiiizy. A more tragic tale could never be told to those Wadukekkers who experienced the tragedy, and all would remember the legend for the rest of their lives.

The End.