Noscopes

Noscopes is Wadukek's resident level-headed average, normal person. He is an airsoft enthusiast as well as truck owner. He owns Meme Team 6, which is basically just Black Mesa East to wherever the fuck Gordon Freeman spawns in Half-Life 2. Or maybe more like the Lambda Complex in Half-Life 1.

Noscopes is the oldest member of Wadukek, at a good 56 years of age.